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## Chapter 5: "The Oracle of Overpriced Coffee"

**Beat 1: "Desperate Research"**

Adrian paced the worn linoleum floor of the local library, the scent of aging paper filling his nostrils. He ran a hand through his already disheveled hair, leaving it sticking up at odd angles. He'd been at it for hours, lost in the labyrinthine stacks, chasing shadows and whispers through dusty tomes. Reincarnation this, mythology that, the occult section looking increasingly like a viable option – anything to make sense of the chaotic tapestry of his lives and deaths.

He pulled another book from the shelf, its cover faded and title obscured by years of handling. He flipped through pages filled with strange symbols and diagrams, squinting in the dim light. He recognized a few alchemical symbols from a life where he was a clumsy apothecary who accidentally poisoned an entire village with rhubarb.

He sighed, the sound echoing slightly in the quiet space. He slammed the book shut, startling a woman knitting in a nearby armchair. She glared at him above her spectacles, and he mumbled an apology, grabbing another book from the shelf to keep himself occupied from the grumpy old woman. This one concerned reincarnation and old egyptian beliefs. He briefly imagined himself mummified in the pyramid, feeling weirdly ok about it. "Ugh" - he instantly refused to imagine that again putting the book in the shelf.

He grabbed his notebook, overflowing with cryptic symbols and fragmented theories, and retreated to a secluded corner table. He uncapped his pen, a cheap plastic thing he’d liberated from the bank the other day, and began to furiously scribble down notes, connecting dots that probably weren’t meant to be connected. The library was a big space with high ceilings and wooden tables. A few students were trying to learn something; a few hobos were sleeping in their chairs to get away from the chilling air outside (it was February after all). He tried as much as he could ignore them, as they were trying to ignore him too.

“Find the pattern,” he muttered to himself, underlining the word "pattern" so hard the pen threatened to break through the page. "There has to be a way to understand this."

Just then, a familiar voice chirped from behind him. “Having a bit of a browse, are we, Adrian?”

He turned to see Brenda, the HR representative from his accounting life… except now she was wearing a sensible cardigan and had her hair pulled back in a librarian’s bun. He stared at her, a knot forming in his stomach. Even in this incarnation, she was still… *Brenda*.

“Brenda,” he said, trying to keep the exasperation out of his voice.

She beamed at him. “Just thought I’d see if you needed any help. We’ve got a wonderful collection on… well, just about everything!” She gestured vaguely at the towering shelves. “Perhaps something on dealing with… existential angst?” she said with a wink. He was sure Brenda was involved with "something" related to him, as she was always there, sometimes helping, but mostly breaking his life.

He swallowed hard. "I think I'm alright Brenda. I'm just doing some… research."

“Oh, research! Splendid!” Brenda clapped her hands together, making him immediately wary. “I know just the thing! Have you delved into the works of Professor Quentin Quibble? He was a fascinating fellow, quite the expert on… unconventional phenomena.” She pronounced "unconventional phenomena" with a suggestive raise of her eyebrows, almost giving him the creeps.

Brenda led him to a forgotten corner of the library, where a single, cobweb-draped shelf groaned under the weight of several ancient tomes. The title “Professor Quentin Quibble’s Compendium of Cryptic Curiosities” was emblazoned on the spine.

“Professor Quibble,” she said, plucking the book from the shelf and handing it to Adrian. “He believed that reality was merely a suggestion and that anything is possible if you just… believe!” She beamed a smile.

Adrian took the book, its pages brittle and yellowed. He looked from the book to Brenda, then back to the book. "I don't know Brenda, I don't..." He was cut off mid-sentence.

"Just give it a try!” Brenda insisted, patting his arm. “You never know what you might find!” She bustled off, leaving him standing alone in the dusty corner with Professor Quibble's "masterpiece."

He flipped through the book, his skepticism growing with each passing page. It was filled with outlandish theories about alternate dimensions, psychic powers, and sentient squirrels. He sighed. He felt like he had been doing something bad that made him remember even squirrels (obviously by his previous death). This whole thing of his reincarnations was stupid, and nonsensical as much as this book he was holding.

He slammed the book shut, a frustrated groan escaping his lips. He was no closer to understanding his bizarre predicament than he had been before. Brenda, despite her good intentions, was leading him down a rabbit hole of utter nonsense. He stood up from the chair, still holding “Professor Quentin Quibble’s Compendium of Cryptic Curiosities” and stepped toward Brenda, to give it back to her, as he turned his back to the table, he noticed a message scrawled in the margins of an ancient text: "Beware the thimbles."

**Beat 2: "Guru Grift"**

The aroma of patchouli and disappointment hung heavy in the air of the "Higher Realms Holistic Healing Center." Adrian shifted uncomfortably on the plush, velvet cushion, trying to ignore the chanting emanating from a nearby aromatherapy session.

The stage was set: a purple desk with small candles lighting only the face of the “guru”, whose face was radiating pure confidence. There were two chairs in front of the desk: 1 for the speaker, which was the guru (duh), and one that presumably belonged to Adrian or another person in need of help from the guru.

He’d come seeking enlightenment, hoping to find some answers from a new-age guru named… well, he couldn’t quite recall. Something pretentious and vaguely celestial sounding. Nova Skyfire? Zen Harmony? Something like that. Seating in the room wasn’t great. Everyone was sitting on a carpet, but considering how bad the event already was, it was the least of Adrian problems. The room wasn’t huge, but enough to fit, by a little bit, all the attendees. He could feel a few pair of eyes staring at him behind him. He tried to ignore them as much as he could do. Why were all the solutions so expensive?

The guru, a man with flowing robes, beads, and a disturbingly serene smile, was holding court on a raised platform. He spoke in riddles and offered cryptic pronouncements, charging attendees exorbitant fees for personal readings.

“The universe speaks to those who listen,” the guru intoned, adjusting his beaded necklace. “But only those who are willing to pay the toll will truly understand its secrets.”

Adrian rolled his eyes, but desperation kept him in his seat. He needed answers, and he was willing to try anything – even if it meant wading through a swamp of new-age nonsense.

Finally, it was his turn. He approached the guru, feeling a mix of hope and apprehension. The guru, whose name tag finally revealed him to be 'Todd', gestured for him to sit.

“So, seeker,” Todd said, his voice a calming drawl. “What troubles your soul?”

Adrian explained his situation, carefully omitting the more outlandish details (like the sheepdog reincarnation). He described his recurring deaths, the growing sense of unease, the fragmented memories.

Todd listened patiently, sipping from a steaming mug of fair-trade, ethically-sourced coffee. "I see," he said, stroking his chin thoughtfully with his free hand. "You are trapped in a karmic loop, a cycle of suffering and rebirth."

Adrian leaned forward, his heart pounding with anticipation. "Can you help me break it?"

Todd smiled enigmatically. "That depends... are you willing to pay the price?" He looked at Adrian in the eyes, smiling with greed.

Adrian gritted his teeth. The *price*. Of course. What else could he expect? “What do I have to do?”

“First,” Todd said, swirling the coffee in his mug, “we must consult the sacred grounds. A coffee reading, my friend! It will reveal the secrets of your past, present, and future.”

Adrian hesitated. It sounded ridiculous, but he was out of options. "Alright," he said, pulling out his wallet with a sigh. "How much will that cost?"

Todd raised an eyebrow. “For you, seeker… a mere $200. Plus the cost of the coffee itself."

Adrian winced. $200? For a coffee reading? It was highway robbery. But he was desperate. He handed over the cash.

Todd took the money with a graceful flourish and then promptly spilled some down the side of the purple desk, which he rapidly cleaned it up. He gestured to an assistant, who brought over a fresh cup of coffee. Todd took a long sip, swirling it around in his mouth, and then spat the grounds out onto a saucer. He peered at the pattern intently, making dramatic pronouncements under his breath.

After what felt like an eternity, he looked up, his eyes gleaming with mystical insight. “The grounds reveal… a journey. A path filled with danger, uncertainty, and… thimbles.”

Adrian blinked. Thimbles? What did thimbles have to do with anything? Maybe he should have just stayed at home.

“The thimbles… they represent your past,” Todd continued, his voice growing more dramatic. “They are a symbol of… protection? Or perhaps… restriction? The interpretation is… fluid.”

Adrian stared at him, utterly bewildered. Todd sipped his coffee again, as if he was still trying to "interpret" the signs or anything.

“And the future?” Adrian asked, trying to steer the reading back on track.

Todd frowned, peering at the grounds more intently. “Ah, yes, the future… I see… darkness. Shadows. And… a great many bees.”

Bees? Adrian’s stomach dropped. He had a bad feeling about this. He already died by bees a long time ago.

“For a further… donation,” Todd said, his eyes gleaming with greed, “I can provide you with specific strategies for avoiding these… bees.”

Adrian stood up abruptly, feeling a surge of anger. This was a scam. A complete and utter scam.

“I think I’ve heard enough,” he said, his voice tight with frustration. "You are just making things up right there. At least try to be more subtle when stealing."

Todd shrugged. “As you wish, seeker. But the universe will not wait for you. The bees are coming…” He winked as he looked at Adrian.

Adrian turned and stormed out of the "Higher Realms Holistic Healing Center," feeling more confused and disillusioned than ever. $200 poorer and still trapped in his karmic loop. “Bees my ass,” he muttered, kicking a stray rock in the parking lot. He was completely frustrated, as he probably spent all his money on this "useless reading".

**Beat 3: "Conspiracy Crackpot"**

Defeated and broke, Adrian nursed a lukewarm coffee at a small cafe across the street. His reflection stared back at him from the grimy window, a mixture of exhaustion and despair etched onto his features. He was running out of leads, running out of money, and running out of hope. The cafe was small; a few chairs and tables, a counter with some pastries; all very simplistic. Adrian was the only client on the room tough. He looked outside and saw the "holistic center". “scammers!” - he screamed with his head in his mind.

Across from him, a disheveled man with wild eyes and a tinfoil hat was staring intently at him. He held a newspaper clutched tightly in his hand. Adrian tried to ignore him, but the man’s gaze was unwavering.

Finally, the man stood up and approached Adrian’s table. “I know what’s happening to you,” he whispered, his voice raspy and conspiratorial. He was probably right about it, but Adrian didn't want to lose his nerves on people who probably didn't know what was happening to him.

Adrian sighed. “Look, I’m not really in the mood for—”

“They’re watching you,” the man hissed, cutting him off. “They’re controlling you. It’s all part of the experiment.”

Adrian’s eyebrows furrowed. “The experiment? What experiment?”

The man leaned closer, his breath smelling faintly of stale coffee and paranoia. “Project Rebirth. Top secret. Government-funded. They’re manipulating your life, your deaths, everything.”

He pulled out the crumpled newspaper and pointed to a grainy photo on the front page. It was a picture of a research lab, surrounded by barbed wire and ominous-looking antennas.

“This is where they do it,” the man said, his voice barely above a whisper. “They’re using advanced technology to… to… I don’t know exactly, but it involves quantum entanglement and… and… mind control!”

He showed Adrian grainy photos and diagrams, claiming they were evidence of a vast cover-up. One photo showed a group of scientists in lab coats, hovering around a complex machine. Another showed a series of symbols that looked vaguely familiar to Adrian, though he couldn’t quite place them. “They’re messing with your destiny,” the man whispered. “Turning you into a pawn in their sick game.” This was probably the best explanation he got, but something felt “not right” about it.

The man insisted that Adrian was a key player in a top-secret project. That his life, his deaths, his strange reincarnations were all deliberately orchestrated by shadowy forces for nefarious purposes.

Adrian listened with a mixture of skepticism and morbid fascination, dismissing the man as a crackpot, but a seed of doubt was planted in his mind. It was the only explanation. Maybe this reincarnation thing wasn't “random” after all.

"So, what do you expect me to do about it? Fight them? What am i supposed to do?" - asked Adrian with desperation after closing his eyes for a moment.

"I have a friend, a hacker, he knows about this. He managed to send all the information to everyone in the world. Sooner or later they won't be able to hide from this!" - said the man, his voice sounding a little bit hopium. "I can give you his contact, if you want to".

"Yeah well, that is better than nothing" - Adrian was so desesperate. "Let me guess, you are gonna ask me for money as well?"

"Oh don't insult me dude! We are on the same side here. We have to fight together! No money needed" - then the strange man rapidly wrote the contat on an napkin and rapidly handed it to Adrian. "Be careful when you try to contact him. Never know who is watching, and listening us" - he then put an smile on his face, and rapidly left, with his conspiratorial hat held firmly on the head.

Adrian watched him go, his head spinning. Was this guy for real? Was Project Rebirth actually a thing? Or was he just another deluded lunatic spouting nonsense? This level of nonsense was actually beyond his grasp. This might be his stupidest life ever. Not even the medical experimtns dude was this crazy..

He looked down at the napkin, the hacker’s contact information scrawled in messy handwriting. “Just what I needed,” he muttered. “A hacker conspiracy.” Better than nothing, he tough, as he saved the napkin in his pocket.

**Beat 4: "Ironic Endings"**

Adrian shook his head, trying to clear the fog of paranoia and frustration. Another dead end. Another waste of time and money. He stood up to throw the coffee in the trash, but noticed a news article on the trash, covering the trash bin.

As the news article covered the whole trash, he stood there by reading the article of the news.

A NEW AGE GURU FOUND DEAD - Todd Harmony (38) choked on fair trade coffee beans this morning. The police ruled in accidental death.

Adrian stared with wide eyes, closing his mouth instantly. It couldn't be... could it? He instantly remembered the guru claiming that bees were coming. He didn't expect the bees to come so rapidly.

He walked outside, craving some fresh air. As he walked through the street, he saw another news article covering a little part on an store he was passing by.

MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING - A local man was struck by lightning this morning, outside his residence. Authorities say it was an unfortunate accident.

Adrian knew it was the conspiracy theorist. But who would be out for him if he was a crazy man? Why make an "accident" of it? He was terrified, more than ever on anything in all of his deaths. He felt someone was hunting him, but by reading these news articles, now he felt it was literally true.

The new age guru choked on his fair trade coffee beans when Adrian left. - checked The conspiracy theorist is struck by lightning the following morning. checked

Adrian felt a surge of both despair and a strange sense of resolve. If everyone he spoke to was meeting an untimely end, then maybe he was onto something. Maybe he was closer to the truth than he realized. No, that was not right. That made him feel important, and his existence was no important. He will die sooner or later anyway.

But he couldn't deny the creeping feeling that he was being watched, that he was a pawn in some twisted game. Sooner or later, he will die again.

There was only one loose end left: the librarian. Was she gonna die too. Also, should he be feeling guilty, as someone was DYING after talking to him?

Now he had two new questions to think of.

**Beat 5: "Thimble Warning"**

Adrian returned to the library, driven by a strange mix of dread and morbid curiosity. He needed to warn Brenda, to tell her about the deaths of the guru and the conspiracy theorist. Maybe she was in danger too. Or maybe he was just being paranoid.

The library was quieter than before, the afternoon sun casting long shadows across the reading room. He spotted Brenda behind the circulation desk, shelving books with an enthusiastic smile.

"Brenda," he said, approaching the desk, "I need to talk to you."

Brenda looked up, a flicker of concern crossing her face. "Adrian? Is everything alright? You look like you've seen a ghost."

He told her about the guru and the conspiracy theorist, about their untimely deaths and his growing conviction that he was somehow cursed.

Brenda listened patiently, her expression growing more and more serious. "Oh, Adrian," she said, shaking her head sadly. "You're letting your imagination run away with you. These things happen. It's just… coincidence."

"Coincidence?" Adrian exclaimed, his voice rising in disbelief. "Two people die within 24 hours of talking to me? That's more than just coincidence!"

Brenda reached across the desk and placed her hand on his. "Adrian, you're a good person. You're just going through a difficult time. Don't let these… fantasies… consume you."

Adrian pulled his hand away, a knot of frustration tightening in his chest. “You don’t believe me, do you?”

Brenda sighed. “I believe that you’re upset. And I believe that you need to relax a little bit”

He was about to retort with a scathing response, as he has already spent a considerable amount of money on "people", but then he paused mid-sentence, his gaze fixed on something behind Brenda.

Books. In the shelf. An ancient text laid open on the cart, the pages filled with cryptic symbols and diagrams. And scrawled in the margins, in faded ink, was a message: “Beware the thimbles.”

He remembered that book from earlier.

The Recurring Obsession. It was all connected.

He pointed to the message, his voice barely a whisper. "What does that mean Brenda? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?"

Brenda followed his gaze, her eyes widening in alarm. "I… I don't know," she stammered, her face paling. "I've never seen that before."

Adrian moved closer, scrutinizing the message. The handwriting was old and faded, but the words were clear. He recognized the message as a reference to his past life as Bartholomew the sheepdog, his strange fascination with the thimbles buried in the farmer's garden.

A wave of dizziness washed over him, fragmented memories flooding his mind: the taste of dirt, the feel of wool, the glint of metal in the sunlight.

He realized he wasn't alone in this. Someone else knew about his recurring deaths. Someone else was aware of the pattern. Someone else was… watching him.

A shiver ran down his spine.

"Brenda," he said, his voice trembling, "I think we're in danger." Okay