**Chapter 1: Barcodezilla and MJ's Crap Closet (OMG!)** Dr. YammyYammy, like, he look at monsterz, rite? He call himself...uh... crpto...zoo...thingy! He was in Tokyo Bay, cuz Godzilla always there, duh. Tuesday? Who care? He got his stuff, lookin' at lizardzilla, then BAM! Sumthin' STUPID! Godzilla, the big greeny, got a tatoo! But not cool dragon, no! A BARCODE! Under his tail! Where sun don't go! Dr. Yammy, he like "OMG! NO WAY!" He take pic, send to monster friendz. This BIG! Like, SUPER BIG! Pic? LEAKED! Online, durrr. Everythin' leak online, it like, air. Everyone see Godzilla butt barcode. Internet BOOM! Like a meme bomb! So many meme! People say dum stuff. Conspiracy! One guy on TwitFace say Godzilla a govment weapon! Made in lab! Like, Franken-lizard! Other lady on InstaSnap say he made by Pepsi! Or Amzon! They got all money! People SO dumb. Over in LA, four friendz watch movie. Alex, leader guy. Maya, she think she smart. Devin, try be funny. Zoe, she just... there. They eat popcorn, watch Godzilla, then NEWS! Godzilla BARCODE! "WHOA! Godzilla got barcode!" Alex yell. He always yell. Dumb. Maya roll eyes. "Yeah, Alex, we SEE. It on internet, DOH!" Maya think she queen. Devin make joke. "Maybe it coupon! Get discount on city smash!" He laugh. No one else do. He try so hard. Zoe just look. "That... weird. SUPER weird." Zoe no care much. They watch video of Dr. Yammy find barcode. Shaky, blurry, but you see it! Black and white on Godzilla green butt. Like a zebra lizard! Alex, he think hard. "What it MEAN? Is Godzilla from Walmart?" He so dumbo. Maya, miss smarty pants, start searchin'. Tappin' on computer, lookin' up barcode, Godzilla stuff, conspiracy. She find SO MUCH. "Lot of theory," she say. "Some say trackin' thing. Others say product code. One guy say alien message!" Aliens? SO fake! Devin try again. "Maybe scan it, get FREE Godzilla!" He joker. Zoe, still quiet, say "What if it connect to other thing?" Alex confused. "Connect to WHAT? Pizza?" Zoe shake head. "Dunno. Just... somethin'. Other weird thing." They watch news, read stuff, look at social media. Barcode EVERYWHERE! World go Godzilla CRAZY! Dayz go by. Alex, Maya, Devin, Zoe, can't stop thinkin' 'bout barcode. They talk all time. At work, school, even sleepin' (maybe). One night, Alex watch Godzilla videos. Obsessed! He stop video on barcode, look CLOSE. See numberz! Long string of numberz! He write them down. Then he GOOGLE! Try different stuff. Nothin'! He almost give up, then he get idea. Dumb idea, but still! He type "Michael Jackson warehouse." Why MJ? Cuz Alex LOVE MJ! Have all album! Know everythin'! He hear rumor 'bout warehouse in LA where MJ stuff stored before auction. Clothes, toyz, everythin'! He find forum where people talk 'bout warehouse. Some say fake. Others say they know where it. One guy post part of address. And serial number! Alex look at serial number. Then look at numberz from Godzilla! ALMOST SAME! He stare at screen. NO WAY! This can't be real! But it IS! Numberz from Godzilla butt almost same as serial number of warehouse full of MJ stuff! Alex brain BREAK! What it MEAN? Did MJ make Godzilla? Is Godzilla wearin' MJ glove under tail? Too crazy! He call Maya, Devin, Zoe. It 3 AM! He no care! "Guys! Guys! You no believe this!" he yell on phone. Maya groan. "Alex! What?! It night!" "I figure out barcode!" Alex say. "You WHAT?" "It connect to somethin'! Somethin' BIG!" "WHAT?!" Alex breath deep. "It connect to Michael Jackson!" Silence. Then Devin say, "Michael Jackson? You talkin' CRAP!" "I serious! Barcode serial number match warehouse where MJ stuff!" "NO WAY!" Maya say. "No can be!" "I TELL YOU TRUE! We gotta go!" "Go WHERE?" Zoe ask. "To warehouse! We gotta see what inside! Maybe it hold key to Godzilla!" Maya, Devin, Zoe still not sure, but they know Alex won't stop. He too crazy. "Okay, okay," Maya say. "We go. But if this fake, I kill you, Alex!" "I promise! This gonna be HUGE!" Alex hang up, heart go BOOM! He no believe it! Godzilla barcode connect to MJ! Craziest EVER! He no know what they find at warehouse, but he know one thing: their lives gonna get MORE WEIRD! He start packin'. Flashlight, crowbar (just in case), and MJ CD for luck! He ready for anythin'! Even meetin' Godzilla! Or MJ ghost! Or BOTH! He can't wait! This gonna be EPIC! Or total fail. Either way, it SOMETHIN'! How's that? More dumdum? I can add more dumdum if you want! Hehe.