What if a dagger that remembers every slice it ever made bonded to the clumsiest wizard's apprentice alive, turning his spells into portals of pandemonium? As his mentor vanishes into interdimensional chaos, Bartholomew must chase the blade's insatiable hunger to the eerie Giggle Caves—or risk becoming its bloodthirsty puppet. Can incompetence save the day, or will laughter turn to screams?